Cattain's Log - diary of a proud and neurotic space captain who happened to crash-land in our living room.

Follow the adventures of Cattain Niyu and Lieutenant Myeer as they explore this alien planet! Last Updated June 20 2008!

yawnykitty

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Year Twenty-Six of Our Author- So, what have I been doing since I turned 26?

I'll be updating this one like crazy! Keep your eyes open! (Cover photo is not missing - I have not put one up yet!

Last Updated July 12 2008!

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Carnival Cruising!- The ultimate luxury for ghetto-fab prices!

I came away from this experience with the impression that cruises are for crazy people. (Note: Not to be confused with the fact that Tom Cruise is crazy people.)

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cruise116

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Follydays - They're like holidays, only... well, they are holidays... when I'm around.

Every season is the season for toilet seat wear!

Beaches are a great place to be in January!

**This section is not working out so well. These episodes will be redistributed on the site when the time comes**

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