There are plenty of Follydays (i.e. strange, possibly uncomfortable days on which people get together and perform bizarre rituals) all year round. Let's see how many I can collect in here!

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Valentine's Day - isn't really a holiday, unless you count the greeting card industry.

Tasty Roses and a Shark: Gifts Not Worthy of Silly Holidays

I'll love my shark forever!

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Christmas and New Year's - never know what you're gonna get!

The Untimely Demise of 2007- Contains general cat-walking, explosions and 'extreme movie-making' so secret I can't talk about it!

...And some really unexpected stuff, like the part where I discover that 'electronic sidewalk porn' is a real phenomenon!

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CHANGE OF PLANS! Instead of collecting my holidays in here, I'm reorganizing the website. For being such a good sport, however, here's an advert for the corn maze:

Wish me luck!