Whatever Zarrdate it is today, I'll
tell you it's been an interesting time: The Giants have brought us a large, box-like white object from the land of BlueLightSpecial ForTenBucks. Lieutenant Myeer immediately fell in love with it.
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She, however, does not take into account the fact that isolating herself on the top of it gives me a
great opportunity to get even with her!
gotyoumyeer While the Giants go about their business, I feel free to give Myeer a piece of my mind. 
clawstoyou Honestly, I don't trust that white thing very much. When I sleep on top of it I have the strangest dreams....
eatmyface I've resolved not to sleep there anymore.
strangedreamslately The alternatives, though, can be a little crowded....
giantfootpillow Even so, Myeer is still obsessed with the white thing and I often find strange objects on top of it after she's climbed up it.
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She's even found a way to slide beneath its tarp-like covering. Sometimes I bang on the flap,
demanding to know what she's doing in there, but Myeer is irritatingly
coy about it all.
iwilldragyouout Only when she thinks I've gone does she finally wriggle her way out....
badtiming Though I sometimes catch her, she still won't give me a clue to her obsession with the white thing.
draggingyouout So, I've gone in to investigate for myself.
escapingfrominside I'm utterly baffled. There isn't much to see, and so I've begun making fun of her.
iminhere Though I have quickly learned to do this when I'm not trapped inside it.
comingafterme What can I say? I never did understand her....
snuggybabycats I will note that she's still much nicer to me now that I'm not on death's doorstep, so I won't complain.